Steps to tricking your parents into letting you stay home from school! FLU

Every time and time again you are just tired and not in the mood to go to school, but your not sick, and your parents won't let you stay home usless you are. So what do you do? Well you've come to the right place! Do you want to pretend you have a really bad cold? Well heres what you do! First lay in your bed and tell one of your parent you have a bad head ache, and your throat hurts, they will probably feel your head and say " you feel fine". Tell them oh okay well I have to get dressed. When they leave your room run into the bathroom, and lets the water run on hot till its pretty hot, but dont make it to hot or else the thermometer will say to high of a number ( un-realistic temperature). And let it sit in your mouth for a few minutes. Then spit it out and go to your parent again and tell them again that you really dont feel good. They will probably want to use the thermometer, if they dont say that then say "Can you please take my temperature, it feels like I have a fever" then they will take your temperature and see that its high and let you stay home!! Make sure though if they give you medicine you dont acually take it consdering your not actually sick! Do this only every once in a while not to often or they may catch on! Check back soon for another "Steps to tricking your parents into letting you stay home from school!" post!